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Chewing Is Overrated.

We blend the healthy stuff so you don't have to chew it. Liquid gold for your meat suit, straight from Nanyuki's freshest fruits.

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The Lineup

Hand-crafted elixirs designed to fix whatever life threw at you today. No preservatives, no lies, just juice.

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The 'Jaba' Juice

The 'Jaba' Juice

KSH 350

"No khat included, just vibes."

A wild mix of Pineapple, Mint, Beetroot, and Hibiscus with a Dawa kick. It keeps you awake without the need for a chewing stick. 100% legal, 100% tasty.

The Holy Dawa

The Holy Dawa

KSH 400

"Burn the sins away."

Ginger, Turmeric, Cinnamon, Cloves, Lime, Black Pepper, and Honey. If you have a cold, a hangover, or just a guilty conscience, this spicy potion will fix it.

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Equatorial Vigor

Equatorial Vigor

KSH 500

"Thicker than your excuses."

Almonds, Dates, Oats, Peanuts, Pawpaw, Chia seeds, and Banana. It's basically a meal that identifies as a drink. Chew your beverage, it's good for you.

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Real People, Questionable Reviews

"I drank the Green Monster and immediately filed my taxes. I don't know who I am anymore. 10/10."

Brian from Westlands

Brian from Westlands

Professional Napper

"The cup matches my outfit perfectly. Oh, the juice? Yeah, it tastes good too I guess. But the aesthetic!"

Stacy W.

Stacy W.

Instagram Influencer

"Health Burst is the only reason I haven't turned into a literal potato chip. It balances out my poor life choices."

Dr. K

Dr. K

Not a real doctor